Session 54 (as told by Eyvindr)

Sung to the tune of!

There’s a raven alone who says the gods are stone
And we’re riding a bone sled of awesome.
When we get there he knows, we’ll take them through the snows
With a quest we can get gods back home soon.
Ooh, ooh, and we’re riding a bone sled of awesome.

Down below, ogremen come to kill us again,
Some can fly, some can shoot and some melee.
And a ways down the course, there’s a witch on a horse,
And the bird thinks we should take the long way.
Ooh, should go the back way,
Ooh, should go the back way.

There’s a feeling I feel when I look down the hill,
And I send a few rocks just to test them.
In my ears I can hear sounds of anger and fear,
And the voices of those who would hurt us.
Ooh, screw the back way,
Ooh, we’re going down the fast way.

With a boulder in front, it absorbs all the brunt,
Of the forces amassed in our pathway.
As it picks up the snow, it continues to grow
And we know soon we’ll have to avoid it.

There’s guys approaching up in the sky, and they can all fly,
And with a glare they shoot arrows.
But soon they come down into melee, and then they’re our prey,
Their boots explode or burst or something.
And I miss the back way.

The ladies sail in like a menace, and we play tennis,
Finnola wins with a hair flip,
Eyvindr hugs the one in charge now, we still don’t know how,
And Leaf was there to make us look good.

And as we sled on down the hill,
An avalanche begins to spill.
It gets the women in the ice,
But Litli gives that snow a slice
With some weird thing we’ve never seen,
Which gives us all a plan that’s keen.
We sail on up the rift he made,
We ride the wave and shout the score:
An army felled by just us four.

And we’re riding a bone sled of awesome.



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